Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Oh my God, this is hilarious

From The Onion, of course:

Autistic Child Ruins Marriage He Was Born To Save

HOUSTON—With the challenges accompanying his developmental disorder widening the already vast gulf between his parents, autistic child Evan Thomas, 3, continued this week to destroy the failing marriage he was brought into this world to save.

Evan, who through the very act of being born was entrusted with the task of resolving lingering conflicts, soothing deep-seated contempt, and restoring intimacy to Mark and Sharon Thomas' long-strained relationship, has thus far utterly failed in his assigned duties, sources reported Monday.

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4 comments:

the other lion said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Umma said...

LMAO. I love the Onion!

Jen said...

Funny!

Momma Mayhem said...

That's the best dark sarcasm I've come across in a long time! Awesome.