[Written as a screenplay]
Sarah and Zac finish a lovely dinner of broccoli soup, potatoes, and apple walnut salad while Quinn, in the next room, peacefully watches a Baby Einstein film.
Zac: Wonderful soup! I wonder if it was better since we got the broccoli at the Farmer's Market yesterday.
Sarah: Probably. I loved the salad you made.
Zac: What a nice dinner.
Sarah: Yeah. A nice beginning to a relaxing Sunday evening.
The tired, but happy couple look at one another sweetly. From other room: Sound of something tearing.
Sarah: I'll go check on him.
Goes to next room. Sees that Quinn has torn his Dr. Suess book. Again.
Oh, Quinn! Poor Kitty O'Sullivan Krauss! I thought you liked that page!
Suddenly becomes aware of a foul odor. Sniffs.
Sees poop laden diaper on floor. Realizes Quinn's legs and belly are covered in s@#*.
Ah, yes, a nice beginning to a relaxing Sunday evening...
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